100 LAMEST pick-up lines ever

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By LA Muscle on 24.07.2024 03:45 pm

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100 lamest pickup lines ever

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart.
Can you take a picture with me? Because I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you a flower? Because every time I see you, I bloom.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your name Swiffer? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a cupcake? Because you’re sweet and I want to take you home.
Are you a vampire? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re smooth.
Are you a Jedi? Because Yoda one for me.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a radish.
Are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten up my day.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Are you a flashlight? Because you light up my life.
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
Are you a donut? Because I want to glaze you.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have an eye on you.
Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got my nuts.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Are you a unicorn? Because you’re one of a kind.
Is your name Nutella? Because you’re so sweet.
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
If you were a candy, you’d be a lifesaver.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious.
Are you a puzzle? Because I think we fit together.
Are you a sunflower? Because you make me smile.
Is your name Lucky Charms? Because you’re magically delicious.
Are you a genie? Because you make my dreams come true.
Is your name Butter? Because you make my heart melt.
Are you a cheetah? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing.
Are you a diamond? Because you’re precious.
Is your name Dove? Because you’re soap-perfect.
Are you a snowflake? Because you’re one of a kind.
Is your name Joy? Because you bring happiness to my life.
Are you a ninja? Because you snuck into my heart.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you brighten my day.
Are you a spell? Because you’ve bewitched me.
Is your name Honey? Because you’re sweet.
Are you a storm? Because you’ve blown me away.
Is your name Sky? Because you’re my limit.
Are you a cloud? Because you make my day.
Is your name Halo? Because you’re an angel.
Are you a galaxy? Because my world revolves around you.
Is your name Bella? Because you’re beautiful.
Are you a volcano? Because my heart erupts for you.
Is your name Star? Because you’re shining.
Are you a river? Because you’ve run through my dreams.
Is your name Cake? Because I want a piece of you.
Are you an egg? Because you’re egg-cellent.
Are you a compass? Because I’d be lost without you.
Are you a flashlight? Because you light up my life.
Is your name Melody? Because you’re music to my ears.