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Wednesday, 24th July 2024
100 LAMEST pick-up lines ever
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By LA Muscle on 24.07.2024 03:45 pm
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- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart.
- Can you take a picture with me? Because I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
- Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Are you a flower? Because every time I see you, I bloom.
- Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day.
- Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
- Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
- If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
- Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
- Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Is your name Swiffer? Because you just swept me off my feet.
- Are you a cupcake? Because you’re sweet and I want to take you home.
- Are you a vampire? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
- Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
- Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re smooth.
- Are you a Jedi? Because Yoda one for me.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a radish.
- Are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
- Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten up my day.
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
- Are you a flashlight? Because you light up my life.
- Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
- Are you a donut? Because I want to glaze you.
- Is your name Daisy? Because I have an eye on you.
- Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got my nuts.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.
- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
- Are you a unicorn? Because you’re one of a kind.
- Is your name Nutella? Because you’re so sweet.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
- If you were a candy, you’d be a lifesaver.
- Is your name Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious.
- Are you a puzzle? Because I think we fit together.
- Are you a sunflower? Because you make me smile.
- Is your name Lucky Charms? Because you’re magically delicious.
- Are you a genie? Because you make my dreams come true.
- Is your name Butter? Because you make my heart melt.
- Are you a cheetah? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing.
- Are you a diamond? Because you’re precious.
- Is your name Dove? Because you’re soap-perfect.
- Are you a snowflake? Because you’re one of a kind.
- Is your name Joy? Because you bring happiness to my life.
- Are you a ninja? Because you snuck into my heart.
- Is your name Sunshine? Because you brighten my day.
- Are you a spell? Because you’ve bewitched me.
- Is your name Honey? Because you’re sweet.
- Are you a storm? Because you’ve blown me away.
- Is your name Sky? Because you’re my limit.
- Are you a cloud? Because you make my day.
- Is your name Halo? Because you’re an angel.
- Are you a galaxy? Because my world revolves around you.
- Is your name Bella? Because you’re beautiful.
- Are you a volcano? Because my heart erupts for you.
- Is your name Star? Because you’re shining.
- Are you a river? Because you’ve run through my dreams.
- Is your name Cake? Because I want a piece of you.
- Are you an egg? Because you’re egg-cellent.
- Are you a compass? Because I’d be lost without you.
- Are you a flashlight? Because you light up my life.
- Is your name Melody? Because you’re music to my ears.